I don’t see it coming. I am saying a quick hello as I walk past Lekki-British when my heels fail me. I fall shamelessly and gracelessly on the floor. One of the new NYSC staff helps me up. I know without a doubt that I have become the hottest gist for LT’s office gist.
Maybe sometime in the future, when I’m rich and famous, I might remember this moment with a smile but right now; I am British royalty and ‘We are not amused’.